Joke about Malay

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AN Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all of them died before they arrived.

Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the Chinese, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present, asked him what happened.

"Well," said the Chinese, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Indian and the Malay and I were standing at the gates of heaven. An Angel approached us and said that we were too young to die, and that for a donation of RM500, we could return to earth. So, of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the RM 500 and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors. "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them" replied the Chinese, "the Indian was bargaining over the price, and the Malay was waiting for the government to pay for his." 

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Maka fikirkanlah yang ini pula:

Winston Churchill: “History repeats itself because no one was listening the first time”.

Be thankful for what you have.. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…

And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!

Enjoy your day with a heart of gratitude. 

Lama tak mencoret

Assalamu'alaikum,

Hehehehehehe lama tak mencoret bukan sebab takda bahan. Cerita insyaallah sentiasa ada cuma kepenatan dan banyak yg berlaku takleh nak diceritakan hehehehehehe so den pendamkan aja lah dan ada juga yg memang takleh diceritakan.

Apa pun mood den best harinih sebab alhamdulillah subjek2 semester lalu lulus dengan baik. paper Law A, paper SM A- dan paper yg den ingat den kantoi dah tapi gred dapat memang hepi giles hehehehehe alhamdulillah.

Sekarang dok tengah mikir 3 paper akhir yang nak kena amik untuk semester akhir den nih hehehehehhehehee. Dah rancang ngan adik dah tapi mungkin leh bersama untuk 1 paper aja gayanya.

So nenanti den dah lega den kasik sambung cerita hehehehehehe.

Memacam dunia nih Sekarang

Hemmmm memacam ada didunia nih sekarang, tetapi masih adakah laie yang diselisihkan.
Adakah hati, akal dan jiwa itu penting???

Ramai yang kata tidak atau tidak sedar bahawa ia amat penting disamping perkara2 lainnya.
Tetapi sejarah dan kehidupan telah membuktikan betapa ia amat penting hemmmm.

Ahad Jun 6, 2010

Hemmmm rehat yang baik tapi agak busan aduyaiiiii. Tapi memang aku perlukan rehat ini hemmm. Hemmm makin banyak lak merokoknya aku nih tapi yg pelik bila kau kira hehehehe taklak sebanya yang aku sangkankan hehehe tapi rokok aku kurang lam kotak hemmm sendiri mau ingat ler ... misteri meisteri.

Isteri aku masih dok membaca laie kesian gak aku, tapi aku bukan boleh tolong bacakan pun TETAPI ada ke patut dia tanya aku ada tak dadu4 yang yg boleh bagi kat dia tuk jawab soalan heheheheh aku katalah nak mampussss.

cerita pasal dadu teringat aku satu kisah kat mana entah dok syok main dadu (judi heheehe) semua lintang pukang sebab ada pocong' menjelma hahahahhahaa. Ketawa giles best aku mendengarnya huhuhuh

Blog

Hahahahahah semalam aku dan isteri aku decide nak bukak kan satu blog utk anak dara aku. Hehehehehe sebab dia nih suka sangat menulis dan berkarya, jadi maka pada hari ini telah rasmilah pembukaan blog kepunyaan anak aku nih 07/06/2010.

Risau gak hehehehehehe, kenapa? Aduyai .... kalau dalam buku skrap dia tuh ada memacam cerita dari menyalin ayat Al-Qur'an dan tafsirnya termasuk cara mengamalkan ke cerpen ke lirik lagu ke sticker ke apa2 laie laaaa. Agaknya apa la plak dia masukkan dan tuliskan lam blog dia nih hehehehehehehhehe.

Tapi takpa, saja nak galakkan dan motivasikan minat dan kecenderungan dia. Hemmmm tapi dia bercita nak jadik doktor .... takpalah asal kami sokong mana patut udah, sekurangnya biar dia berkembang dan mengembangkan kreativiti dia sendiri.

Hemmmm balik nih kang kalau dia tahu konfem mlm nih tak tido hehehehehehe. dia dah balik ek belum nih dari umah pakcik dia di Puchong ..... hehehehehe
Tanya kat abang dia nak bukak BLOG tak, tapi abang dia kata taknak, tapi cam biasa la memula mmg taknak nenanti nak la plak tuh hehehehehehehe.

Art Of War - Apakah yang kita nampak .....

‘Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat” SunTzu

‘All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what попе can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved’. Sun Tzu 745BC

‘If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles’. Sun Tzu 1782

“know the enemy; know yourself; your victory is imminent. Know the ground, know the
weather; your victory will then be complete” Sun Tzu

‘He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot, will be victorious’.
Sun Tzu

Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate. Sun Tzu

Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory. Sun Tzu

For them to perceive the advantage of defeating the enemy, they must also have their rewards. Sun Tzu

For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. Sun Tzu

He who is prudent and lies in wait for an enemy who is not, will be victorious. Sun Tzu in prudent and patience

Hence that general is skilful in attack whose opponent does not know what to defend; and he is skilful in defense whose opponent does not know what to attack. Sun Tzu

If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near. Sun Tzu

In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy's country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. Sun Tzu

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. Sun Tzu

Now the reason the enlightened prince and the wise general conquer the enemy whenever they move and their achievements surpass those of ordinary men is foreknowledge. SunTzu

Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories. SunTzu

Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting. SunTzu

The general who wins the battle makes many calculations in his temple before the battle is fought. The general who loses makes but few calculations beforehand. SunTzu

The good fighters of old first put themselves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then waited for an opportunity of defeating the enemy. SunTzu

The opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself. SunTzu

The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man. SunTzu

Thus, what is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy's strategy. SunTzu

Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win. SunTzu

Persoalannya adalah Dimanakah kita sekarang? Apa yang nak kita capai, kemanakah arah tujuan kita? Bagaimana nak kita capai dan dengan cara apa? Dan akhir sekali Adakah kita bersedia dan mempunyai apa yang perlu?

Jika kita hayati bebaik maka insyaallah ingatan kita akan pergi kembali ….. cuba hayati dan renungilah persamaannya pula. Sebenarnya banyak lagi tapi cukuplah yang ini.

Kemudian cuba kita renung adakah perspektif kita sama?? atau sebenarnya berbeza??
Jadi bagaimana nak kita rumuskan?? Apakah persamaannya?? Bagaimana nak menggunakan persamaan itu untuk disatukan etc??

Life Quote

It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth -- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up -- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had.
- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Your life feels different on you, once you greet death and understand your heart's position. You wear your life like a garment from the mission bundle sale ever after -- lightly because you realize you never paid nothing for it, cherishing because you know you won't ever come by such a bargain again.
- Louise Erdrich

Life is meaningless only if we allow it to be. Each of us has the power to give life meaning, to make our time and our bodies and our words into instruments of love and hope.
- Tom Head

To be awake is to be alive. - Henry David Thoreau

You desire to know the art of living, my friend? It is contained in one phrase: make use of suffering. - Henri-Frederic Amiel

Occasionally in life there are those moments of unutterable fulfillment which cannot be completely explained by those symbols called words. Their meanings can only be articulated by the inaudible language of the heart.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Respect for the fragility and importance of an individual life is still the mark of an educated man. - Norman Cousins

Religion is not something separate and apart from ordinary life. It is life -- life of every kind viewed from the standpoint of meaning and purpose: life lived in the fuller awareness of its human quality and spiritual significance.
- A. Powell Davies

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

If we ourselves remain angry and then sing world peace, it has little meaning. First, our individual self must learn peace. This we can practice. Then we can teach the rest of the world. - Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama

This is a very important practice. Live your daily life in a way that you never lose yourself. When you are carried away with your worries, fears, cravings, anger, and desire, you run away from yourself and you lose yourself. The practice is always to go back to oneself. - Thich Nhat Hanh

To forgive is indeed the best form of self-interest since anger, resentment, and revenge are corrosive of that "summum bonum," the greatest good.
- Bishop Desmond Tutu

The only justice is to follow the sincere intuition of the soul, angry or gentle. Anger is just, and pity is just, but judgement is never just. - D. H. Lawrence

Choose
The single clenched fist lifted and ready,
Or the open hand held out and waiting.
Choose:
For we meet by one or the other.
- Carl Sandburg

The remarkable thing is that we really love our neighbor as ourselves: we do unto others as we do unto ourselves. We hate others when we hate ourselves. We are tolerant toward others when we tolerate ourselves. We forgive others when we forgive ourselves. We are prone to sacrifice others when we are ready to sacrifice ourselves.- Eric Hoffer 

Hate is a disease. It is fear's messenger and it makes us do terrible things in a shadow of our better selves, of what we could be. - Colin Farrell

Fear is an emotion indispensable for survival. - Hannah Arendt 

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace; where there is hatred, let me sow love; where there is injury, pardon; where there is doubt, faith; where there is despair, hope; where there is darkness, light; and where there is sadness, joy - Francis of Assisi 

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

 Hemmm ini antara petikan pembacaan aku hari ini dari http://www.wisdomquotes.com/topics/life/ . Menarik ??? Memang la ya, tapi cuba kalu kita ingati semula semua pelajaran yang telah kita terima selama ini, dari kelas agama, Al-Qur'an etc etc etc  maka kita akan nampak penghampiran permahamannya. dalam bentuk berbeza tetapi membawa maksud yang sama.

Kita hanya tahu menyampaikan sesuatu dalam satu bentuk sedangkan banyak lagi bentuk lain yang dok ada, tetapi apabila kita memilih bentuk lain .. ia kelihatan 'janggal' maka tidak disukai kerana perspektif kita, tetapi adakah kerana ini maka ia salah !! Jadi apa yang dapat kita rumuskan?????