Ayatul Kursi dan Ikhlas..............

 

Lanjutan Mari Mengenali

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 Selamat Menyambut Aidilfitri

Bagi yang memandu, don't drink and drive, anytime before Azan Maghrib k .... coz bersalah tau memandu sambil minum. Kalau nak minum tuh g menyelam k.

Kalau nak makan takpa sambil drive sebab paling teruk pun takda apa yg berlaku.....................

So, harap semuanya hepi n seronok di hari raya ini dan jangan sampai bersedih udah ............

So lepas raya nanti kita bersua kembali jika ada rezki umur panjang k.

So bagi yg mampu tuh jangan lupa duit raya tuk den k.

Salam hari lebaran.............. mulakanlah dengan bismillah...........

...... ketawa lah sikit ....

http://www.ahajokes.com

1.   The loss of engines

2. Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry we have three engines left".
   
   Thirty minutes later, the captain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have two engines left". 
   
   An hour later the capain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left". 
   
   One blonde looked at the other the other blonde and said "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day"
3. The world's smartest man?
4. A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.
   
   Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
   
   "I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.
   
   "I'm the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
   
   At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."
   
   "You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack."